The Monotony Of Dread



It does feel like a never ending cavalcade of shit.

Doesn’t it?

If you read my twitter or FB feed you’ll know I am obsessed with it.

I get scared when people get bored of hearing about it.

I understand it.

The Monotony Of Dread.

But it challenges you to ignore it.

Another side show

Another outburst.

I’ll NUKE IRAN = My Campaign manager is on trial this week.



But it’s war.

Russia is waging war on us. Not the old, expensive, tanks and bullets way.

But a new subtle, and not so subtl,. Insidious and Very Effective kind of war

THE KGB have been at it for years. A long game. The longest.


Four stages:

Demoralisation: 15-20 years

Destabilisation 2-5 years (a presidency, say)

Crisis: SOMETHING TERRIFYING 6 weeks they reckon to push the button and turn America into crisis.

Normalisation: A harsh solution and a jackboot on every street corner.

(That puts us just before Crisis by my calculations)

And at the risk of you thinking my shiny hat is in fact made of tinfoil

Aleksandr Dugin

Is the man behind it.

Read that. Read more. Tell me I’m wrong.

tell me he doesnt connect Bannon/Mercer/Spencer with Farage/Banks/Assange and theRepublicans/NRA and Donald’s tawdry dyNASTY

Good ol Nige.

It can’t all be connected?

It can’t literally be a worldwide fascist conspiracy (wibble) to go back to premodern times.

To send coloured people home/away/anywhwere-else

To persecute any brown people left and take away their rights

To persecute women and take away their rights

To persecute gay and take away their rights

To put rich white men in charge of everything.


Too crazy.


Things that are making me happy


I’ve watched a lot. As usual.

And a lot of crap. As usual. But watching crap films is still instructive.

Annihilation was a trip. Loved it. Loved it more for not knowing much about it going in.

Den Of Thieves was surprisingly great; if a little long.

Still not seen A Quiet Place or Isle of Dogs

Marvel’s two this year were great. They have tentpole cinema nailed. The mix of fun, suspense, action, comedy and surprise is stirred to perfection.

My friend made me watch Defendor. A recent-ish Woody Harrelson joint about a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a superhero. I’ve seen this done before – badly – but the hard mix of dumb comedy, gruesome scenes and real heartbreak was nailed.

Got around to seeing Jumanji which was surprisingly fun. Discovered the writers used to write for Community, so that’ll be why.

Also I Tonya, Three Billboards, The Post, Ready Player One and You Were Never Really There were solid.

Still not watched my Mother screener. It seems like it’ll be hard work. See also Sacred Dear.


Legion, Westworld, Happy! The Alienist, Counterpart and Billions are all doing it for me.

as well as old friends, The Blacklist (which needs a shot int he arm), Homeland (which has some aggressively anti-Trump fire in its belly) and Brooklyn Nine Nine.

Superhero TV has not been great of late, Legion excepted obvs, but Marvel’s Runaways was really nicely executed, nippy and oblique without being tiresome.


Superorganism, Hookworms and Janelle Monae have been my favourites this year.

Oh and that new Bowie live album that came out for Record Store Day.

And my lovely vinyl copy of Lorde’s Melodrama. I love Lorde.


A little update on my screenwriting adventure.

I won a thing! Logline Of The Month with

And I got some nice prizes too.


I have two totally finished screenplays.

MOBSTERS v MONSTERS: a colourful tale of two families

An OCD businessman steers his crumbling LA mafia family away from violence with a real estate deal but his clumsy mobsters mistakenly put the squeeze on a reclusive clan of shapeshifting monsters.



A feisty government clerk searches for the people who murdered her friend at a Brexit protest, putting herself in the crosshairs of an incompetent police unit trying to pin the crime on a debonair whistleblower.

The whistleblower in this case is  the strangely real Open Window Network.


They were entered into 5 of the major Screenplay writing competitions in March this year. So fingers are crossed.

That’s Not What Happened has already been shortlisted twice in previous incarnations by The Tracking Board and the BBC Writers Room.  It’s better and shorter now and I am very pleased with it.

MOBSTERS v MONSTERS has sketched out ideas for 5 more films and shorts set in that universe.


I am having a short film I wrote shot this summer so that is exciting too.


I have about 4 more drafts on the go

but right now I am trying to write something brand new, fast short and cheap to shoot;

a contained thriller called

Do You Ever hear Voices, Bob?



something new

I am pleased to report that I am working on a new musical project.

It’s in its early stages

But it’s got me hella excited and looks to be the most commerical thing I’ve ever worked on.

The tunes, the ideas, the presentation, the packaging, the whole damn thing is perfect.

So, that’s a good thing.

TIGER LION beyond the mountains

TIGER LION has released a new EP, beyond the mountains.

It’s also in the form of a book.

If you like Bat For Lashes, St Vincent, Neil Young and things a little different, then you’re in for a tweet.

There’s something psychedelic here, a dance, a ceremony, a dream…


“crushing guitars like an ocean swell” Noisey

“hypnotic” The 405

“takes the listener somewhere organic and pure”

“a magical musical adventure” TLOBF

You can listen to it on your favourite platform HERE

Here’s a lovely video for Prayers Against The Sun, shot by Clementine in The Gambia at Xmas

Prayers video still

You can buy the book on her Bandcamp page.

2017: what the hell was THAT about?

Hello Pawns in the game!
This year I became a writer. Got a union card and everything.
A strange change for me. Still doing a few music projects but writing 6+ hours every day. After DARE did so well (toot!), I started writing another music book but shelved it in favour of trying my hand at screenplays. I finished one last autumn and it got shortlisted in a fancy pants US competition. Go me.
I’ve spent this year teaching myself screenwriting and a lot more about the business. I’ve rewritten my 1st effort, Small On The Map, a darkly comic British political thriller, and it’s been shortlisted by the BBC in their screenwriting competition too. They had me in for a Writers Room thing the other day.
I’ve finished another two, one of which I am very happy with, one not so much.
And I’ve sketched out 4 others, scene-by-scene, ready to start a 1st draft and have many further half-baked and three-quarter-baked ideas.
Next year, some like-minded fellows are shooting a short film I wrote which will be exciting cos it introduced characters from Small On The Map
I’m entering the two finished ones that I’m happy with into the Big Hollywood Competitions.
It’s been a hella steep learning curve but it has been fun as hell.
My two music projects have also kept me busy.
PIANO WIRE released their debut album of brilliant angry psychedelic rock, Dream Underground (**** in MOJO, KKKK in Kerrang), toured across Europe and are working on LP2.
TIGER LION has played some absolutely stunning shows including a barn storming one at Exeter Cathedral. A short film about that one drops in January and he new EP comes in March.
I was going to write about the insane politics of 2017 but if you follow me on Twitter or FB, you’ll know how I feel about the shower of halfwits that are running/ruining the UK, USA and the world.
2018 offers some hope of Trump being ousted and Brexit being stopped.
That would be just great.
See to it, would you.
  1. LCD American Dream
The Cure do New Order? New order do The Cure? Something like that. Absolutely built for me. And for now. A stunning record and an instant classic. I miss him too.
I’ve enjoyed previous PG albums but this is next level. Actually, it’s maybe 5 levels up.  Sumptuous, opulent, magnificent, intimate and really weird. Huge tunes, thudding bass and glitter canyons.
  1. ST VINCENT   Masseduction
I’ve appreciated Annie before but this is all kinds of proper loose, sexy fun. Bangers left right and centre.  Hyper Pop Music for now.
  1. IDLES Brutalism
Brutally funny. Horribly anxious. Righteously angry. Joe’s songs about the rough end of life, the death of his mother and the hideous, hilarious contradictions of life in Britain if you don’t have money to fix problems are compelling and brilliant pop. Ian Dury meets Big Black. Funny fact: I was sacked for trying to sign this band.
  1. JANE WEAVER Modern Kosmology
Two on the bounce for Jane. Psychedelic disco folk?  Something like that. Massive tunes. Throbbing bass.
  1. ZOLA JESUS Okavi
Never really clicked 100% for ZJ before. She was weird goth throb, then wore an ill fitting pop crown. This is probably half way in between. Operatic and epic, intimate and powerful. This album sounds better the louder you hear it.
  1. LORDE Melodrama
The debut was excellent but this is ridiculously great. She has a way with a melody that is unique.  These songs worm in and take root in your brain. A family favourite round our house .
  1. ALGIERS The Underside Of Power
A super promising debut set expectations high for this. Absolutely stunning powerful agit rock. Post punk, gospel, noise, trap beats and Motown melody whips up the crowd for Franklin’s righteous vocals. Yes it never seems hectoring, always uplifting, hopeful. Saw them live the other day and they took the roof off
And the rest
PIANO WIRE Dream Underground
One of mine, I know, but a brilliant angry psychedelic rock record, chipping chunks off QOTSA, Brainiac and the Clash. Skyscraping tunes. Amazing reviews. Poor sales. Buy a copy.
BECK Colors
Seems to have divided people but I think Beck is at his best when he builds plastic lipstick palaces on artifice. It suits him. 10 massive laser-tooled pop songs.
POWERDANCE The Lost Art Of Getting Down
Super late DISCOvery for me. NYC Gay Disco circa 82 vibes. Irresistible. Constantly demands a segue into Last Night A DJ Saved My Life. Reeks of drugs too.  FUN.
MARTIN CARR New Shapes Of Life
Somedays Martin is a genius. This is one of those times. Y’know when you sequence a mixtape so well that people say it all sounds the same when it really really doesn’t? No? Just me?  Whatever. That though. Skips through genres, tilting at the windmills of his mind with sumptuous melodies and all kids of weird things neatly concealed within
SPARKS Hipppotamus
Not possible on paper. Russ is 69. Ron is 74. One of the best shows I saw this year. A brilliant and stupidly mad pop record with more ideas than your band ever had and tunes to match.
A gentler record. Took me ages to get around to it cos I thought it was mopetronica. It is, a bit. But it has a graces that lifts it from a very crowded field. Stupid name obviously.
This is more mopetronica but it’s very very addictive. A bit too subtle for its own good but a set of total earworms if you let it lick your mind over time.
This missed last year’s list due to late arrival. It’s incredible. You probably know that. An important voice in hip hop. And a brilliant weird psychedelic voyage, skewering the broken heart of America.
The man in the shop said it was a sort of Afrobeat Black Sabbath. He was entirely correct. Sort of like a mostly instrumental album based on Sabotage by the Beasties. So that’s a good thing, right?
Rougher than Manipulator but another great set from Ty. Furious scratchy guitars and garage vibes. There’s another one due in a few weeks which I think will be even better, judging by the Hot Chocolate cover he’s trailing it with. Never seen him play. Must attend to that.
SNAPPED ANKLES Come Plays The Trees
This is a bit weirder. Percussive, insistent, rhythmic DIY fun from the poppier end of Post Punk. A bit like Suicide. Might have been on Y records in a different life. It is very repetitive. It is very repetitive. It is very repetitive. It is very repetitive. It is very repetitive. It is very repetitive. In a good way.
LANA DEL REY Lust For Life
I know, I know but it’s so lush and dreamy and huge that I can’t help but be seduced. I took my son to see her earlier this year and that was a moment. I admit I wasn’t ready for the screaming teen/gay mania that greeted her on stage. Great show.
Now this is a rap album I can get behind. Smart, weird, inventive and playful.  This kid is a bit of a genius I think. Doesn’t sound like anyone else.
KING KRULE The Ooz / GHOSTPOET Dark Days & Canapes
Boy, did I get these two wrong.  Less so with KK cos I really didn’t like his first stuff. I kind of slept on Ghostpoppet too. If you like Dean Blunt, Leonard Cohen, Barry Adamson, Tom Waits and surprises then these are Up Your Street. KK is a lot more ragged and rambling, GP maintains a deep head nodding groove throughout. Excellent albums each.
MOONLANDINGZ Interplanetary Class Classics
Sorta like a tin can Earl Brutus after an afternoon in the pub (so pretty much like EB then) playing ramshackle sci-fi-glam stomping nonsense all night
Still not 100% on board with Kendrick (sue me) but he’s a good soul in a weird world and there is an embarrassment of music riches on this record.
KAMASI WASHINGTON Harmony Of Difference
2.5 hours shorter than his last record and better for it. Sci-fi-jazz in a Star Trek music sort of way. Loungey too and rather very far out. Doomy titles but this is uplifting, eneveloping jazz that non jazzers would enjoy. The wife didn’t even ask me to turn it off.
VARIOUS Hustle! Reggae Disco
As it says on the tin. Vintage reggae cover of disco hits. If you think you might like that, trust me , it’s brilliant.  If you don’t, well, you’re missing out, ya damn philistine.
VARIOUS: Resistance Radio: The Man In The High Castle
I am the only person who noticed this record. Modern US indie types (Beck, Shins, Karen O, Kelis(!) etc)  do barebones covers of 50s radio standards for the soundtrack of TMITHC.
PETE WYLIE Pete Sounds
A very long time coming. Sure I paid my Kickstarter £££ about 4 year ago but worth the wait. Epic Wylie, thrice Lord-a-Mersey serves up show-stopping Walker Brothers-y 60s pop for today’s agitiator.
Mentioned in dispatches
BILL BAIRD Earth Into Aether
YUMI ZOUMA What’s The Story (Morning Glory)
MASTODON Emperor Of Sand
PROTOMARTYR Relatives In Descent
Sorry mate: Horrors, Bjork, Broken Swords, SZA, Kelela, QOTSA,
Old records discovered: Lodger, Odessa, Violent Femmes, New Boots & Panties, I Am A Wallet, Up, Either Or, She Hangs Brightly, Star, Pornography, Purple Rain, Are You Experienced?
Get Out
Wonder Woman
Thor: Ragnarok
Kong Skull Island
Free Fire
John Wick 2
Wind River
War For The Planet of the Apes
Blade Runner 2049
Hell or High Water
Love Witch
Brawl In Cell Block 99
Spiderman: Homecoming
Baby Driver
…and I daresay
Death of Stalin
Last Jedi
Paddington 2
I’ve watched this about 4 times all the way through.  It’s Marvel but it’s really not. Closest living relative would be Utopia but it’s WAY weirder than that. And less gory. And that ending OMFG.
Fincher is back. I loved this stoned, heavy freefall into darkness. So addictive.
American Gods
Possibly further out than Legion but without the where-am-I immersive interactive fuckedupness. Never seen anything like this on TV. No-one has. Smart.
Of a piece with American Gods and Legion. Batshit, intense and gloriously gory.
From the mentallists who made crank. Ultra dark noir with a blue animated pony
Mercedes Man
You missed this right?  Brendan Gleason plays an alcoholic retired detective taunted by a serial killer. Or not.  This year’s The Night Of
The Sinner
Nailbiting, creepy Jessica Biel and Bill Pullman psychodrama. This year’s other The Night Of.
Loved this. Super intense grown up power playing thriller. SoA’s Maggie Siff getting inbetween Damien Lewis and Paul Giamatti
And we all loved….
The Handmaids Tale, Peaky Blinders, Game of Thrones, Taboo, Line Of Duty
Sundry things that have made 2017 way better than it seems:
My wife and kids
Sesame dressing.
The Duchamp / Dali exhibition
Majestic Wine
DJing and doing a DARE Q&A in Berlin with Simon Price.
David Bowie
The Preacher graphic novels
Realising why I like Jack Reacher books
Getting my office to myself (I miss Dave but the calm is everything)
Those weird sweet Chinese chorizo type sausages.
A visit from Tess.
Clay pigeon shooting.
Borough market
My new DMs.
Re-watching The West Wing (stunning TV even tho it seems like escapist fantasyland now)
Robert Mueller
Seth Abramson
that’s it
we may need our fighting trousers next year, so have a restful Xmas/holidays